For those of you not familiar with Buffalo, we have a minor league baseball team affiliated with the New York Mets... they are The Buffalo Bisons.  This Tuesday, the first 4,000 fans were supposed to receive bobbleheads.  However, there were no bobbleheads because they were stuck at a port in NYC because of Hurricane Irene.  That's all fine and dandy.  

What I can't believe is how much of a hard-on the local news got, as they were able to spin that Buffalo was also negativly affected by Hurricane Irene.  And even more-so, someone got paid to come up with the news story graphic I've included here!  What was the thought process behind all of this?  I imagine it was something like this... IMPORTANT INFORMATION! Hey East Coast! Homes washed away? Millions without power? Lives lost? Go fuck yourself - I have to get a voucher on bobblehead night!  Also, fuck me for previously typing "fine and dandy."