Look at the picture below... It is me, last night, after a comedy show in the Allentown part of Buffalo....
Following the "Doin' Time Xmas Comedy Show" I walked out to my car, covered lightly in snow. As I went to brush the snow off, I found the most happiest of holiday gifts on my windshield... a parking ticket. HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
But what could this ticket be for? I was parked in a legal spot and it was after parking meter hours, my inspection is within date, my car is in check...
I got a $30 ticket for "parking more than 12 inches from the curb"... are you SHITTING ME?!? Look at the picture above... LOOK AT IT!!! I drew a white arrow to highlight the area of concern. Has Buffalo become sooo desperate for ticket money that they now have cops going about with rulers, like an anal-retentive OCD high school English teacher checking margins on a paper? I didn't have a ruler so I can't tell you exactly how car away I was from the curb, but if this was an NFL game, the refs would be calling for the chains.
Unreal.