Do you ever reminisce about your childhood and think about how great something was as a kid?  With today's technology, we're able to revisit many of our childhood days by simply YouTube'ing a TV theme song, sports clip, or commercial.  Well, today I made that mistake.  For one reason or another, I remembered a toy I had - "Mr. Bucket" - and how catchy the damn jingle was for it on the TV commercial.  Looking to avoid my grad school paper, I YouTube'd it.  Just watch . . .

"The first to get their balls into Mr. Bucket wins, but look out, cause the balls will pop out of his mouth."  Wow.  Beyond quotes like that, I have another problem. 
Mr. Bucket teaches 2 things and implants them on a subconscious level for later in life:
     1. It teaches boys to put their balls in a Mr.'s mouth.
     2. It teaches girls to spit them out.
All funny-commercial-sayings aside, wouldn't it have made more sense to call it "Mrs. Bucket"?  Actually, no - once they're married the fellatio tends to stop.  How about Ms. Bucket?  I'm just saying. 

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