Chet Gone Wild Infomercial 03/12/2009
One of my friends had to do a 3-D movie project for his multimedia class. The result, this fake infomercial for my non-existent DVD, Chet Gone Wild. This video format isn't actually in 3-D, it's just the initial raw video (but explains why you see some over-exaggerated movements.) Just goofin' around, some of it's funny, some of it's stupid, some of it's just naked. Feel free to comment. CommentsNot in 3D!? It certainly looked like you were popping-out of the screen... pants... bathtub. It was also interesting for me to learn that your "over-exaggerated movements" were for the purpose of making a 3D movie. Apparently, you are constantly in the process of making a 3D movie. Looks good Chet. Keep up the not-getting-paid-for-it-so-i-use-the-term-loosely work! Hi, it's Vince from Sham-Wow and you'll be saying "wow" when you see the beat-down I lay on your ass (which I will then ever-so-quickly clean-up with my ultra-absorbent little friend ($19.95 + S&H)). I take exception with how you tried to show us up with your more professional cuts and video editing. This is a truly great product that is handy for the kitchen, bathroom, boat, or warming in the microwave and making sweet love to. Very truly yours, Vince. P.S. You were dead-on with your Billy Mays. That mo-fo is a real tosser. P.P.S. Also try the new "Slap Chop"! 03/13/2009 6:24pm
DEAR CHET AND VINCE, I FIND YOUR VIDEO (CHET) AND COMMENTS (VINCE) UTTERLY APPALLING. IT MAKES ME WISH THERE WAS A CAPS-LOCK FOR MY CAPS-LOCK SO I COULD YELL AT YOU! I AM A HARD-WORKING AND MODERATE DRINKING TELEVISION PERSONALITY WHO HAS WORKED HARD TO BUILD A NAME FOR MYSELF. I THINK THREE VOCAL CORD TRANSPLANT SURGERIES SPEAK FOR THEMSELVES! I NOW HAVE THE POSTERIOR CRICOARYTENOID OF A CLYDESDALE, THE TRANSVERSE ARYTENOID OF A OF CHINESE CRESTED, AND THE GLOTTIS OF A GOD-DAMNED WATER BUFFALO. I CAN'T EVEN GO-DOWN ON MY WIFE NOW WITHOUT IT SOUNDING LIKE THE CAST OF DR. DOOLITTLE 2 IS IN THE FREAKIN' BEDROOM. I DID THIS ALL FOR YOU AMERICA AND FOR WHAT!? THANKS FOR NOTHING. BM Leave a Reply | About Chet Wild...Chet Wild is a stand-up comic, writer, and comedic video journalist based out of the Buffalo/Rochester area. He can be seen regularly as the opening act at “The Comedy Club” in Rochester as well as various other stages several nights each week. For all show info, visit the calendar page. Recently, Chet has opened for such national acts as Louie Anderson, Kyle Cease, Jim Florentine, and Rich Vos. Checkout the website regularly, as the blog is updated with news and new videos almost every week. You can also check out Chet on Facebook & Twitter or e-mail him chetwild@gmail.com. Blog ArchivesFebruary 2011 |
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