Chet Gone Wild Infomercial 03/12/2009
One of my friends had to do a 3-D movie project for his multimedia class. The result, this fake infomercial for my non-existent DVD, Chet Gone Wild. This video format isn't actually in 3-D, it's just the initial raw video (but explains why you see some over-exaggerated movements.) Just goofin' around, some of it's funny, some of it's stupid, some of it's just naked. Feel free to comment. CommentsFri, 13 Mar 2009 14:38:46 Not in 3D!? It certainly looked like you were popping-out of the screen... pants... bathtub. It was also interesting for me to learn that your "over-exaggerated movements" were for the purpose of making a 3D movie. Apparently, you are constantly in the process of making a 3D movie. Looks good Chet. Keep up the not-getting-paid-for-it-so-i-use-the-term-loosely work! Fri, 13 Mar 2009 14:57:56 Hi, it's Vince from Sham-Wow and you'll be saying "wow" when you see the beat-down I lay on your ass (which I will then ever-so-quickly clean-up with my ultra-absorbent little friend ($19.95 + S&H)). I take exception with how you tried to show us up with your more professional cuts and video editing. This is a truly great product that is handy for the kitchen, bathroom, boat, or warming in the microwave and making sweet love to. Very truly yours, Vince. P.S. You were dead-on with your Billy Mays. That mo-fo is a real tosser. P.P.S. Also try the new "Slap Chop"! Fri, 13 Mar 2009 15:24:09 DEAR CHET AND VINCE, I FIND YOUR VIDEO (CHET) AND COMMENTS (VINCE) UTTERLY APPALLING. IT MAKES ME WISH THERE WAS A CAPS-LOCK FOR MY CAPS-LOCK SO I COULD YELL AT YOU! I AM A HARD-WORKING AND MODERATE DRINKING TELEVISION PERSONALITY WHO HAS WORKED HARD TO BUILD A NAME FOR MYSELF. I THINK THREE VOCAL CORD TRANSPLANT SURGERIES SPEAK FOR THEMSELVES! I NOW HAVE THE POSTERIOR CRICOARYTENOID OF A CLYDESDALE, THE TRANSVERSE ARYTENOID OF A OF CHINESE CRESTED, AND THE GLOTTIS OF A GOD-DAMNED WATER BUFFALO. I CAN'T EVEN GO-DOWN ON MY WIFE NOW WITHOUT IT SOUNDING LIKE THE CAST OF DR. DOOLITTLE 2 IS IN THE FREAKIN' BEDROOM. I DID THIS ALL FOR YOU AMERICA AND FOR WHAT!? THANKS FOR NOTHING. BM Leave a Reply |

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