How disappointing!  I thought I had tickets to see "Mama Mia" - who doesn't love ABBA, right?  Unfortunately, I walked into the giant IMAX theater by accident and happened to sit through the new Batman flick, Dark Knight.  I thought the movie started off a little weird given the lack of dancing, but after the Joker talked about his childhood memories of his father about 35 minutes in, I knew it was the wrong theatre - as there's no way they'd reveal who the father was in Mama Mia that early on!

So, for the next 2.5 hours or so, I sat through the most erotic film ever!  Erotic you say?  That's probably not the right word, but it would explain the massive hard-on I had the entire time in the theatre.  Normally, a movie with so much hype isn't able to meet my expectations.  It's like when a friend tells you, "Dude - you gotta see this chick, she's the hottest girl ever!"... and then you see the girl, and she's pretty cute - and out of my league - but I'm still somehow disapointed given such high expectations expecting the "hottest girl ever." 

Well, friends, as far as super hero films go - this is the hottest chick ever!  You would eat a mile of her shit to get to her legs, that's how hott she is. Really, Chet - really!?!  Yes - really!!!

I should note that the title of this blog is misleading, I'm not actually going to review the film - as I don't want to spoil anything.  Just go see it.  If this film isn't the sweet sassy to your molassy, please contact me.  You clearly need to be bitch slapped, and I have some wet gloves.

 


Comments

Pearly White

Wed, 23 Jul 2008 14:39:01

Chet - If your Batman/hot girl analogy were truly accurate you never would have even gotten in to see the movie. Instead, you would have had to resort to sneaking into the theater afterwards to sniff the used popcorn buckets...then the movie's boyfriend would catch you watching a pirated copy online and beat you up when you left your mom's basement to go to the store to buy more Mountain Dew. However, since you did have to pay to see it then maybe the analogy holds-up after all. - PW

 

Chet Wild

Wed, 23 Jul 2008 19:22:46

P-dubs,

It's insight like that which is responsible for you being a 'siidekick' on The Chet Wild Show, once we start releasing podcasts regularly. Only one inaccuracy.... trailors don't have basements, sir (although it is up in blocks)....

I paid my admission ticket in singles :p

CW

 

2pack

Mon, 04 Aug 2008 10:28:28

Ok, eff the Dark Night because people are raving as madly about it as the guy who got the 1st BJ in history - we know we know, it's AMAZING!... Now, about this twitter application, as it so coyly asks "what am I doing?" What are you doing? Well, let's see, does it involve your hand? check. your pud? check check. and more than likely booze? ding ding ding! Instead of twitter, and the ensuing stream of "masturbating" that will read across it, why not just put an app. of interests up. It'll take up the same amount of space (read above - hand, pud, booze). Lastly, me sensed sarcasm coming from your ABBA and Mama Mia! comments - be warned, if you ever dis on my two favorite things again, I'll personally call Kevin Bacon (I'm related to him, thru only 6 degrees of seperation!!!) and have him dick slap your face. Why, you ask? because Senor Bacon was the lovely Ms. Streep's (star of Mama Mia!, or 2009 oscar winner as I'm referring to it) co-star in a River Wild (awesome movie) and as we've all seen in Hollow Man, Senor Bacon has thick cut country style bacon on his porker, so the above mentioned dick slap will hurt a mighty lot...

 



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