How disappointing! I thought I had tickets to see "Mama Mia" - who doesn't love ABBA, right? Unfortunately, I walked into the giant IMAX theater by accident and happened to sit through the new Batman flick, Dark Knight. I thought the movie started off a little weird given the lack of dancing, but after the Joker talked about his childhood memories of his father about 35 minutes in, I knew it was the wrong theatre - as there's no way they'd reveal who the father was in Mama Mia that early on!
So, for the next 2.5 hours or so, I sat through the most erotic film ever! Erotic you say? That's probably not the right word, but it would explain the massive hard-on I had the entire time in the theatre. Normally, a movie with so much hype isn't able to meet my expectations. It's like when a friend tells you, "Dude - you gotta see this chick, she's the hottest girl ever!"... and then you see the girl, and she's pretty cute - and out of my league - but I'm still somehow disapointed given such high expectations expecting the "hottest girl ever."
Well, friends, as far as super hero films go - this is the hottest chick ever! You would eat a mile of her shit to get to her legs, that's how hott she is. Really, Chet - really!?! Yes - really!!!
I should note that the title of this blog is misleading, I'm not actually going to review the film - as I don't want to spoil anything. Just go see it. If this film isn't the sweet sassy to your molassy, please contact me. You clearly need to be bitch slapped, and I have some wet gloves.