How disappointing!  I thought I had tickets to see "Mama Mia" - who doesn't love ABBA, right?  Unfortunately, I walked into the giant IMAX theater by accident and happened to sit through the new Batman flick, Dark Knight.  I thought the movie started off a little weird given the lack of dancing, but after the Joker talked about his childhood memories of his father about 35 minutes in, I knew it was the wrong theatre - as there's no way they'd reveal who the father was in Mama Mia that early on!

So, for the next 2.5 hours or so, I sat through the most erotic film ever!  Erotic you say?  That's probably not the right word, but it would explain the massive hard-on I had the entire time in the theatre.  Normally, a movie with so much hype isn't able to meet my expectations.  It's like when a friend tells you, "Dude - you gotta see this chick, she's the hottest girl ever!"... and then you see the girl, and she's pretty cute - and out of my league - but I'm still somehow disapointed given such high expectations expecting the "hottest girl ever." 

Well, friends, as far as super hero films go - this is the hottest chick ever!  You would eat a mile of her shit to get to her legs, that's how hott she is. Really, Chet - really!?!  Yes - really!!!

I should note that the title of this blog is misleading, I'm not actually going to review the film - as I don't want to spoil anything.  Just go see it.  If this film isn't the sweet sassy to your molassy, please contact me.  You clearly need to be bitch slapped, and I have some wet gloves.