For those of you who've been coming to Doin Time Comedy at Nietzsche's lately, you've noticed I've been telling a lot of jokes related to hurricanes.  Well, early this morning mother nature screwed me sweetly.  Many of my comedic ideas come to me on my lengthy 90 minute commute each way from Buffalo 2-3 times a week.  I used to write those ideas down while driving, but after veering off the road a few times (not to mention dropping a hoagie from Jim's Steakout all over me) - I decided I would do something a little safer - and a little illegal - by using my cell phone to call my answering machine in my apartment while driving and leaving messages for myself with premises, punch-lines, reminding myself of how sexy I am, etc.  Well, I probably called my machine 8 or 9 times this past week with some sweet-meat material, but I had yet to listen to the messages and write down what I left.  Tonight the remittance of Hurricane Ike hit town . . . it was actually nice, I was sitting outside in the grass around midnight just enjoying the winds . . . . until, BAM, power outage.  Answer machine messages - GONE!  Stupid  1990s technology and electronic memory, I should have stuck with the 1980s method of using a tape.  So here's the deal mother nature . . . I don't like you, and you don't like me.  And apparently you don't have a sense of humor . . . . Consider this war, bitch.  It's on.

 
 

With this being the first Sunday of the NFL regular reason, I thought it would be fitting to post a few "What If..." scenarios featuring the best the quarterback in the NFL today and the best quarterback of the NFL tomorrow.  Check out the video below or check it at YouTube.com/TheChetWildShow. 

Also, I'll be doing stand-up in Buffalo this Tuesday evening.  Click on the "Stand-Up Comedy" link on the left for more info if you want to  see 10 comics for $3 Tuesday night.

Sweetness? Sweetness.

 
 

Hey friends,

As you may have noticed, there still has yet to be a release of "The Chet Wild Show" podcast I've been talking about.  No worries, it's still coming together... I've just been a bit busier than I'd like and haven't had time to put together a quality product I can be proud of (or that makes my parents ashamed). 

I did have the opportunity to record "The Chet Wild Show" theme song this weekend.  My buddy Nick was awesome enough to write a kick-ass theme song.... actually, he already had written the song and I told him to record it in my apartment so I could use it for the show. Either way, I like it.  Click the music-player-thingy above, take a listen, and let me know what you think.

On a completely unrelated note, I'm adopted.  My twin brother Rick and I were separated at birth after several failed attempts of him trying to eat me in the infirmary.  We've recently reunited via our passions for stand-up comedy and Jim's Steakout.  You should check him out at www.myspace.com/OneStockyFellow.  He works in a prison so he's gotta be funny, right?

Also, I went to the Buffalo Chicken Wing Festival this weekend.  I'll have a blog up on that soon.

Yeah?  Yeah.

CW